Do you like bisexual amateurs? I talk about Tatum Reed a lot on Pornzio because she’s artsy, smart, runs her own site, enjoys listening to electroclash while she’s rimming girls, AND is super sexy. Clearly, I’m mildly obsessed with her va-jay-jay.

She sent me another video today of a hot brunette she met in LA while she was walking her dog. Click here to download this lesbian amateur video.

Read more on Tatum Reed on wikipedia.

The current WGA strike has brought some serious issues to light. Where would hollywood be without writers? My heart goes out to all involved with the strike.

Some of you will remember me saying previously that I have a celeb-crush on Maggie Gyllenhaal. Well, she recently did a video spoof on the WGA strike. For all of you who have fantasized about Ms. Gyllenhaal going lesbo…this is for you. Watch the video here.

For more on Maggie Gyllenhaal, click here.

Now, I personally love hot candle wax and wacky insertions…but at the same time? I just watched this video on SkinVideo of a babe getting pounded by a few lit candles before giving a juicy blowjob.

Little did I know that this was just one of thousands of lit candle pornos out there. For your viewing enjoyment, check out some free lit candle penetration here, here, here, and here.

For you femdom fans, here’s a random dude with a lit candle up his asshole.

Duh…but does she love those squishy pillows more then we do? This video shows Heidi Klum in a bra – playing with her breasts.

God bless TMZ’s video editors. This clip ends in a tour de force score of Heidi Klum’s laughter. Enjoy.

As we approach Thanksgiving, I’m reminded of all the things I’m thankful for. Namely, eating pussy!

With all the talk of turkey and mashed potatoes, it makes me want to remind the public about the delicious taste of pussy. I just feel so blessed when I’m going down on a hot girl with soft skin and her pussy tastes sweet and savory…all at the same time. *blush*

Vagina is the most important meal that you will have tomorrow, as an American. Clearly, if you’re a gay man, this does not apply to you. But seriously, go out and make some lady’s day tomorrow. Grab her snatch and whisper that you can’t wait to give her a clitoral orgasm. Be a giver!

To get you ready for your Thanksgiving feast, I’ve orchestrated a buffet of free cunnilingus videos…just for you. Please enjoy every minute of it.

Free Pussy Eating Vids: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20.

I have such a strange friendship with Tatum Reed. lol She knows that I jerk off to her fucking other girls, so she sends me new lez videos before they hit her site. She’s so hot. I’m so inappropriate.

Whatevs. I love me some Tatum tang. Download her video here. Warning: the girl she’s fucking is a real dyke. If you only like fake lesbian shit, don’t watch. If you want to see her really orgasm with a lesbo, then download it NOW! My favorite part is watching her strap on a mouth dildo and get face fucked.

If you’re new to Tatum, you should also watch her get fucked in this free BangBros video. Check out some of my previous posts about Miss Reed here, here, or here.

Ok, I need to go rub my clit. More l8r… xoxo

Did anyone watch So You Think You Can Dance last night? Lacey and Danny were learning a new Viennese Waltz routine. In one section, she’s supposed to slide underneath him and duck her head. Lacey was almost all the way through, and her head knocked up (hard) and hit his junk. Lacey started giggling and said, ”My head hit Danny’s goodies!” Whatever. I know at least 20 gay men who would have loved to be in her position. P’okay!

No, I’m not talking about buying a hooker (although, that’s always a good idea). Someone had the brainy dazzle to bottle a scent that smells like juicy puntang. What a delight!

You can buy it here.

My favorite line from their site is “VULVA Original is not a perfume. It is a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for y our own smelling pleasure. Breathe in and enjoy, anytime, anywhere, the odour of a beautiful woman.” And while it’s true that after fucking a lesbo with a sweet pussy, I sometimes forget to wash my hands…I’m not sure if I need to go out and buy a product like this. Maybe I’m an old fashioned dirty girl. *shrugs*

You’ll enjoy watching naked models pose with their product here. They’ve even got videos. You can thank your favorite lesbian l8r! xoxo

That’s right, folks. I’d like to take a brief moment to review some of the most awesome (the worst, really) possible sex. You know sometimes the best porn is the type you can pass around to your friends and scream “eww” over. If you can add to our list, please do so in the comments section. You don’t have to admit that you did it, as you’re amongst friends here. I’ll add video examples, for your viewing pleasure.

Scary Rad Sex (in no mother fucking order)…

1. Messy Anal and Sharting

2. Tampon Surprise

3. Oops You Have a Dick Too

4. Sharp Teeth on Dick

5. Oops I Got Horny & Fucked a Rubber Chicken

6. Oops I found Jesus after this Hardcore Scene

7. Oh snap, you put our sex tape on the internet!

8. Eating Your Own Jizz is Kinda Nasty

9. Cum Shot in Eye aka Pink Eye

10. Pornstar Bloopers During Shoot aka Outtakes

11. Drunk Chicks Barfing During Sex

12. Homeless People Sex

What were you doing from 5:30-7:30pm PST last night? Jenna Jameson gave her first official cam show in over 3 years. Don’t you think it’s rather amazing that someone who’s successful as Jenna Jameson would take the time to do a live cam show on clubjenna.com? Most models get too egotistical early on in their career to be bothered with such member benefits. Despite what some may say about her current physique, I admire her success and willingness to work (even though she doesn’t have to). Jenna actually cares about her fans.

I learned from the chat room that she is still planning to release a remake of The Secretary. It stars her and Jay, and it’s going to be tight. For those of you who enjoy power play and d/s scenes, this movie will be right up your alley. It should be released in late October. I’ll post a review about this movie when it’s released.

Until then, you can rub one out to some free Jenna videos here, here, here, here, and here. Also, I highly suggest signing up for an account to Club Jenna. That way, you won’t miss her next live cam show and chat session. Just my 2 cents.