The lovely Dita Von Teese was on Last Call with Carson Daly doing what she does best. Getting Naked.

See the whole video here.

Many call Dita the “Queen of Burlesque”. She has an unforgettable look that lends itself well to glamour and fetish photography. Beyond her image, you’ll see a confidence and control that is rare to find in erotica. I suppose it’s only natural that she’d be confident after a decade on stage. Her faux vintage fetish videos are what I love the most. ….or her spreads in Playboy magazine.

Intrigued? I’ve got some other free Dita videos for you to watch: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. 10.

May Day reminds me of the cult-y British film from the 70s, The Wicker Man. Remember that one? Does pagan fertility pole dancing, sacrifice, and nude chicks ring a bell? How about that crazy ass song “And on that tree there was a limb; And on that limb there was a branch; And on that branch there was a nest; And in that nest there was an egg; And in that egg there was a bird; And from that bird a feather came; And of that feather was
A bed…”

Whatevs. On to the nudie film shots from the original Wicker Man.

Haven’t watched the original in a while? Rent it, bitch. It’s so much better than the remake. Britt Ekland plays the landlord’s daughter in The Wicker Man. In the scene shown above, this highly sexual pagan slut performs a nude dance in her room. She sings and pounds the walls with her nubile breasts and fingers. Her whore energy wakes up the cop in the next room. Loves it.

If you have a clip of this nude dance, please link me to it. I’ve been looking for it for a god damn hour, and I’m dying to watch it. Thanks in advance, pornzio peeps!

As you know, I adore vintage porn. I came across this vintage gay bondage photograph and had to share with the class.

Did you pop your load yet? It looks like he’s about to.

There aren’t a huge number of places to find vintage gay bondage erotica. Lucky for you, NakedSword has compiled a vintage archive that covers bondage. NS should keep you busy for a while.

If you like homo vintage but prefer to skip the rope burn, then check out this instead. Enjoy!

My friend recently gave me the thoughtful gift of Motel Fetish by Chas Ray Krider. When you practically live in hotels (like I do), sexualizing lamps, bad art, mini fridge Hi-Balls, and starched curtains isn’t so out of the norm. Now enter into the equation: sexy models wearing vintage stockings, Agent Provocateur panties, and fetish heels. Erotic, no?

Every page of this book is filled with incredibly well thought out design, product placement, and retro underwear. He might be my new favorite American erotic photographer. Chas is certainly in the running with photos like these…

If you’ve jumped on the stylish hotel fetish, read/watch this, this, and this.

I’m not a huge fan of the new wave of smoking sites. None of them compare to the old school smoking photographs. I love vintage girls with natural breasts…wrapped in difficult undergarments…looking glamorous with cigarette holders.

If I’ve peeked your curiosity for free vintage cuties, check out these blogs. If you’re interested in larger archives of vintage videos and erotica, check out this, this, and this.

I love the ladies. I love ladies who love ladies. And who am I kidding, I also adore for the ladies who lick minge for pay. I came across this vintage “lesbo” photograph, and needed to share it with the class.

I have a nice lil collection of vintage porn for you, so stay tuned. I’ll post more classic licky-loo later tonight.

As much as I say I hate me some pubes. I keep finding myself looking at vintage pinups that are sporting a massive bush. It’s mesmerizing. It’s like a magical hairy wizard putting a spell on me. Honestly I think this shit is hot. Sometimes.

I mean we see enough plastic women in the porn industry. Sometimes it’s hot to see a real woman that has a lil sag on her chi chi’s. I put together a ghetto gallery showing off photos from a couple of hot vintage porn sites I love. Martha’s Girls and Retro Raunch. Hope you like.

Retro Raunch
Martha’s Girls