Pornzio.com Blog » vote http://pornzio.com/blog The best porn on the Internet, brought to you daily. Thu, 02 Jun 2011 15:43:42 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Natalie Portman finds Hillary Clinton Sexy http://pornzio.com/blog/archives/2007/12/07/natalie-portman-finds-hillary-clinton-sexy/ http://pornzio.com/blog/archives/2007/12/07/natalie-portman-finds-hillary-clinton-sexy/#comments Fri, 07 Dec 2007 22:00:32 +0000 lesbodojo http://pornzio.com/blog/archives/2007/12/07/natalie-portman-finds-hillary-clinton-sexy/ Clearly….

I love celebrity nip slips. It’s cool, Natalie. I find Hillary Clinton sexy, too. I’ve wanted to slip her the tuna finger ever since I was in High School. Take one for the team, grrrl!

Apparently a lot of people find Hillary Clinton attractive. Do you?

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Miss Tennessee won Miss USA 2007 just now. She looks just slightly more conservative than our last drunken winner. The highlight of the event was the speech by Tara Conner (Miss USA 2006) on her way out. First off, she forgot to wear a bra. …which is awesome. She came out wearing a form fitting red dress and pranced around with her breasts flopping about. She had a Vaseline smile as they played a pre-recorded tape of her mentioning how she owed her life to Donald Trump. …thanking him over and over for giving her a “second chance“. bah!

I hate that her last pretty moment as a spokeswoman was spent apologizing. She’s smokin and was acting her fucking age! Pretty girls should never have to say that they’re sorry. Just my 2 cents, I suppose.

Here’s hoping that Tara Conner ends up in Playboy and that Miss Tennessee gets her drink on. Cheers!

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