As we approach Thanksgiving, I’m reminded of all the things I’m thankful for. Namely, eating pussy!

With all the talk of turkey and mashed potatoes, it makes me want to remind the public about the delicious taste of pussy. I just feel so blessed when I’m going down on a hot girl with soft skin and her pussy tastes sweet and savory…all at the same time. *blush*

Vagina is the most important meal that you will have tomorrow, as an American. Clearly, if you’re a gay man, this does not apply to you. But seriously, go out and make some lady’s day tomorrow. Grab her snatch and whisper that you can’t wait to give her a clitoral orgasm. Be a giver!

To get you ready for your Thanksgiving feast, I’ve orchestrated a buffet of free cunnilingus videos…just for you. Please enjoy every minute of it.

Free Pussy Eating Vids: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20.

Crap. This type of monster porn gives me nightmares. Remember the post I made a while back about the dildo monster video? I think this might be worse.

This clip is part of Naughty Little Nymphos. I was searching with the keyword “Nymphos” on SkinVideo yesterday. My bad. I was feeling horny and this video just totally killed the mood. Monster Sex = Cold Shower x 1000

Most of the scenes from Naughty Little Nymphos feature men in costumes and/or masks fucking hot chicks. If you’re into that type of fantasy, check out this and this. Super weird shit.

Before you start crying, please know that Belladonna is NOT LEAVING the business! She is concerned about all the medical risks involved with being a hardcore pornstar. She’s relatively clean (minus herpes), and she’d rather call it a day while that’s still the case.

She wrote this VERY personal message on her myspace blog today:

“I will no longer be performing with other people. I’ll still be doing solo scenes for extras on my movies and also directing, dancing and signings.

This is really a big decision for me and it hurts me in some ways, but the way I look at… it’s time to let me body relax. I just don’t want to risk getting Herpes all over my body, or in my eyes, or genital warts or even HIV Don’t worry, I’m not leaving the business, I’m just not going to be performing in front of the camera anymore. I know that is why a lot of you are my fans, but I hope you continue to be a fan of my work directing and behind the camera in the years to come. I can’t thank you all enough for supporting my career throughout the years! And I’ll still be here telling you all about my adventures in life and all of the other really hot guys and girls I’ve been shooting. So don’t go anywhere yet, I have much more in store for you.”

I feel honored to have watched her career blossom in this way. Something tells me that Belladonna’s going to make one hell of a porn director.

Here are some free hardcore videos featuring the amazing Belladonna: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. If you like what you see, check out Bella Loves Jenna. It’s a rather perfect way to celebrate 2 ex pornstars who made a huge impact on the biz.

Should you fear the gay chicken? Sound ON, folks!

tee hee. Simple. Loves it.

Yes. It’s exactly what you think, my GILF & Celeb Fake enthusiasts.

It all started with a sassy curator named Lenora Claire. After buying the infamous nude oil panting of Bea Arthur, Lenora realized how much people were still in love with the Golden Girls tv show. People were clamoring to purchase the painting off of her. She decided to commission a group of artists to create erotic Golden Girl art and curate an exhibit.

The art is fantastic. Above is just a taste of what you’ll see if you visit the gallery.

The show is open to the public at the World of Wonder art space at 6650 Hollywood Blvd in Los Angeles, CA. There’s a $5 donation for entry, but that’s a small price to pay for something this rad. You can even add them on myspace here. …and flickr, here.

And to my Pornzio readers, “Thank you for being a friend. Traveled down the road and back again. Your heart is true. You’re a friend and a confidant. And if you threw a party. Invited everyone you ever knew. You would see, the biggest gift would be from me. And the card attached would say, Thank you for being a friend.”

That’s right, folks. I’d like to take a brief moment to review some of the most awesome (the worst, really) possible sex. You know sometimes the best porn is the type you can pass around to your friends and scream “eww” over. If you can add to our list, please do so in the comments section. You don’t have to admit that you did it, as you’re amongst friends here. I’ll add video examples, for your viewing pleasure.

Scary Rad Sex (in no mother fucking order)…

1. Messy Anal and Sharting

2. Tampon Surprise

3. Oops You Have a Dick Too

4. Sharp Teeth on Dick

5. Oops I Got Horny & Fucked a Rubber Chicken

6. Oops I found Jesus after this Hardcore Scene

7. Oh snap, you put our sex tape on the internet!

8. Eating Your Own Jizz is Kinda Nasty

9. Cum Shot in Eye aka Pink Eye

10. Pornstar Bloopers During Shoot aka Outtakes

11. Drunk Chicks Barfing During Sex

12. Homeless People Sex

The industrial sex appeal of a “metal mouth” has not gone unappreciated by the fetish community.

Girls in braces really lend themselves well to BDSM play. Think about it. Their teeth are bound and tightened regularly for perfection. …creating a throbbing pain. During a blow job, there’s a risk of ripping skin. Sometimes braces can rip up the inside of your mouth. A site called Beauty and Braces has this edgy niche on lock.

They’ve got thousands of erotic videos featuring amateurs (with braces) fucking. Curious? Check out free Beauty and Braces galleries here, here, here, here, and here.

You can thank your favorite lesbian l8r. xoxo

I have been wasting so many hours on SwallowSquirt.com. I admit it. I have a grin from ear to ear. The premise? During a sexy 3-way, one of the chicks will ejaculate and the other girl will slurp it up and swallow. *blush* tee hee. Loves it.

That’s right. They serve up fresh 100% female ejaculation every fucking time. It’s refreshing to watch girls truly getting off for a change. There’s no faking it here, folks. Some of these girls swallow a quart of female juice at a time. There’s no way they could do that with a smile, if they weren’t super into it.

Don’t believe me? Check out some of these high resolution squirting vids for free…

New Squirt-Swallow Videos: 1, 2, 3, & 4

I know. I know. I am your favorite lesbian wingman. xoxo, Enjoy!

I was recently introduced to this amazing underwater fucking fetish. I am already a fan. Women (with long hair especially) look so beautiful just swimming nude. Also, the lack of gravity lends itself to creative fucking. Endless positions… Bonus!

For scuba sex safety tips and vaginal after-care click here.

For underwater sex videos go here.

Have a great weekend, folks. Happy Jerking!

Being a hot celebrity is not all it’s cracked up to be. Money, fame, personal trainers, fans, gift bags, VIP everything… Lindsay works hard for the money, but you can tell she’s still kinda emo. When she’s trippin ballz at her luxury apt, she’s still so alone. [awww]

Whatever… she makes emo look sexy!

So are Lindsay Lohan and Vanessa Minnillo lesbo cutters or what?

Oh, and more sexy emo pics of Lohan…

You know that this photo series probably has an all-nude lesbo side that hasn’t leaked yet. One can only hope that we’ll get a chance to see those, too.